April 2013
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Hey everybody. Sorry about the wait. Between school and work and my girlfriend I’ve had no time to post on here v__v
I’ve gotten so many responses to my post on having a co-owner of the blog. If you’re still interested, either submit or email me at heartemoboiz@gmail.com.
I would like your name, how you usually access tumblr, how often you read fanfiction, and how long...
March 2013
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I’m thinking about getting someone to help me co-run this blog. Message me if anyone’s interested??
December 2012
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Just Another Love Story →
Title: Just Another Love Story Word Count: 70576 Chapters: 15 Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content Genre: Angst, First Time, Romance Era: Hogwarts Completed? Yes Summary: Harry’s okay with being gay…now if he could just convince Draco. AU thanks to HBP.
Review: I loved the plot line for this. There were many extremely cute scenes between Harry and Draco and everything was...
September 2012
4 posts
Does everybody like my new format?
I’m going to be doing it like this from now on:
Title: Word Count: Chapters: Rating: Warnings: Genre: Era: Completed? Summary:
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Corruptela Vox →
Title: Corruptela Vox by Constant Vigilance Word Count: 5811 Chapters: 1 Rating: NC-16 Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content Genre: PWP, Romance, Smut Era: Eighth-Year Completed? Yes Summary: Draco’s kink is revealed. Pretty much a PWP.
Review: This was an entertaining Truth or Dare story with a cute ending. While the sexual content was slightly unrealistic, I still enjoyed and loved...
eatpienotwar asked: Hi, I've been looking for a fic I read and I hope that you could help me out. It's an eighth year fic, where the room of requirement is going a bit hay-wire by trying to grant everyone's wishes (even if they're no where near it). That's the plot-twist, though. People and objects disappear... I can't quite remember a lot about it. If you know which fic I'm talking...
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I'd Like To →
Words: 5967
Completed: Yes
Rating: NC-17
Harry discusses the things he’d ‘like’ to do to Draco.
Chapters: 1
Category: Adult
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content
Genres: One Shot, Romance
Review: Oh geez… This one wins cheesy award of the decade… It is so riculously OOC and corny…
I read this earlier on in the summer and I was unable to post it. Apparently...
August 2012
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To all my followers:
I am so so sorry I haven’t updated in so long. My mom stil has my iPod and I have no idea when I’m getting back… All my recs are saved on there and that is my only constant access to Tumblr. In the meantime, please read the fics that I have already reccomended and I promise I will update as soon as I get my iPod back
xoxo - Jessi
June 2012
2 posts
i found a compromise →
Follow me on twitter and tweet me and i promise i will ship gay men with you :D
Sorry aghhhh!!!
Sorry i havent been able to post lately :(
All my drarry links are on my itouch, which is still in my moms possesion :\
In other news, i finished season 3 of Queer As Folk!!
March 2012
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The Misletoe Made Them Do It →
Completed: Yes Written for the prompt “a mistletoe kiss that leads to so much more. Unestablished relationship, please!”
Chapters: 1
Category: One-Shot (Adult)
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Content, Violence, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism
Genres: Angst, Drama, One Shot, Romance, Smut
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Seeker To Seeker →
What begins as a slashy bet on the Quidditch field soon develops into something much more significant. (Harry/Draco). R/R!
This story is rated X [V,S]
This story was excellent. It was funny and smutty and flowed very well. I was however, a little unsatisfied with the ending, but it did leave much to imagination. My favorite part was… Oops. Spoiler… Well the part where harry...
Anonymous asked: hey are you still alive?
February 2012
1 post
i-was-born-slytherin asked: hello !!! could you rec a very romantic drarry fic please? especially the very long one and with happy ending and no draco/other and harry/other. thank you :)
January 2012
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Alphabetical →
26 Harry/Draco one-shots for each letter of the alphabet as requested by you guys. Warnings for silliness, adult language, humour, angst, sexual content, camera abuse and runaway toast.
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Romance & Humor Uhmm… Every era?
this was absolutely adorable. I loved it soooo much xD There’s a fic for everyone. Each drabble is unique. I can very nearly guarantee you’ll love at...
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Just doesn't make sense →
Ron just doesn’t get why Harry can’t get on with Draco Malfoy. If he can, surely anyone can, right? Warnings for a bit of sexual content and swearing.
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Romance & Humor Post-Hogwarts
Again, another short and funny and sweet fanfic by Sara Holmes. Gahh!! Sara!! Why must you be so fantastic?? I should be her publicist. Honestly.
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Of Autumn and Apples →
The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
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Romance & Humor Eighth-Year
Cute and romantic. Wonderful Drarry with a fantastic Drapple tie-in. It’s adorable. Go read it.
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A Night To Remember →
HxD slash. Harry is devious, Ron has a very shocking night, and Draco enjoys himself immensely.
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Humor & Romance Hogwarts-era
Cute, short, and hilarious. I loved it immensely. I love Ron as a character, but I enjoy it way too much when Harry and Draco torture him with their sexual pleasure xD
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Remote →
How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
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Romance & Humor
Yes, I am recommending nearly all of Sara Holmes’s stuff. She’s fucking brilliant.
This Fic is short and hilarious and damn is it smutty *fans self...
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Oh, Shut Up →
Like hell is Draco going to trust Harry to keep his mouth shut. Warnings for silliness, bad language and bickering.
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Humor Hogwarts-era
Cute, short, and simple. It was a quick and funny read and I loved it. Even if you don’t like it, that’s only about 3 minutes of your life wasted, depending on how quickly you read.
But I’m betting if you like any of the other stuff I...
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Dragon Tamer →
Rating: R
Desperate to avoid an arranged marriage, Draco convinces Harry to pretend to be his boyfriend. What follows is an epic romantic comedy involving scheming, snogging, silliness, shagging, snarky boys, superstars, singing, shagging, snuggling, secrets, sex gods, shagging, and a bunny named Draco Lucius Malfoy the Third. HD SLASH (and how!).
Hogwarts-era
This fic is widely known...
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Lights Out →
Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he’s going to really wish he’d not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
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Romance & Humor
Short and hilarious. It was cute and I loved it. And of course, theres the obligatory...
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Seams is Seamus and You are Yourself →
Harry goes through some… er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people… ‘TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end?
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Humor & Romance
Okay, so lack of smut aside, this was adorable. It was fluffy and romantic and made my insides flutter like tiny little butterflies in a beautiful...
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The next logical course of action →
It would have been manipulation, if Draco actually knew what he was doing. Warnings for bad language and sexual content.
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Humor & Romance Hogwarts-era >
Cute, short, smutty, and funny. Sara Holmes is absolutely brilliant and it upsets me that she is not as well known as she should be. I would recommend anything by her. And definitely read this if you like short smutty stories with...
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Detention With Millie →
NC-17
Words: 4003
Millicent Bulstode is extremely irritated at being stuck in detention until Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter begin behaving in a very odd, and extremely interesting manner.
Chapters: 1
Category: One-Shot (Adult)
Warnings: Adult Language, Dubious Consent, Sexual Content, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism
Genres: Fluff, PWP, Romance, Smut
Includes the perfect amount of smut and...
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Ooh Something Shiny →
Rating: PG
Spoilers: PS/SS, CoS, PoA, GoF. Written between Order of Phoenix and Half-Blood Prince.
Genre: Humor, Slash
Era: Hogwarts-era
Main Character(s): Harry, Draco, A Murderous Beanbag Chair, & a Slightly Paranoid Mop
Ship(s): Harry/Draco
Summary: Stalked through the dungeons by a wild beanbag chair, Draco and Harry have no choice but to come to terms with their differences and work...
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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts →
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
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Humor & Romance
**A slightly shorter, but still incredibly hilarious story. I enjoyed it very much and laughed quite a bit. I do wish it would’ve focused a bit more on the blossoming of the Drarry romance, but it was excellent all the same. There is actually no sex, so I think the M rating is because they talk about...
Anonymous asked: You are officially the reason I get nothing done....well...you and drarry of course :) <3
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A Change in Perspective →
Once there was a potions accident… Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don’t want to be a Death Eater brigade.
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Drama & Romance
** This story was funny and adorable. However, I was disappointed in the lack of smut. I don’t think a very vauge hand job could be counted as mature content. Teen maybe. Anyways, lack of gay sex aside, I loved this story very...
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Catch 22 →
NC-17
As if NEWTS weren’t enough, Dumbledore’s gone and had another one of his ‘bright ideas.’ If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry’s correspondent, an Apocalypse will be in order. Featuring pirate songs, Polyjuice potion, several wanks and an unhealthy amount of erogenous musing
** This is a well known and classic Drarry fanfiction. I feel like...
thehouseofrepression-deactivate asked: HAH. ok i lied. i'm sorry. i was the one who said i would be writing a drarry fic. i tried, really, i did. but i procrastinate too much and i can never find the time.. i think i might still try and complete it, but i'm not sure. and it may take a very long time,, due to my procrastination. so sorry heh. as it turns out, this was a lot harder than i thought it would be.
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Beneath You →
Rating: R
Draco had no idea that the repercussions of stealing Potter’s journal and shoving it down the back of his trousers would be so extreme. Featuring nefarious plots, the mating rituals of Slytherins, double-crossing spells, Ron/Pansy, and Draco/Harry.
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: this blog has inspired me (: well.. the fics, really. i've started to write out my own fic and i personally think it's going great so far. i'll send you a link as soon as its finished. i think you should be the first to read it.
Anonymous asked: On a scale of one to ten (10 being extremely amazing and 1 being not worth the time) what would you rate Mental? I only ask because if I am going to invest the time to read a fic that long, I want to make sure it is worth it haha
Mental →
Harry thinks that he’s already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise… WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 32
Words: 204,363
Anonymous asked: who would you prefer? draco, or harry?
Just a Suggestion...
My list is on my iPod, so until I get that back, I won’t be posting many fics. I’m reallyyyy sorry but just hang in there with me. :)
Anyways, if you’re looking for a fic to read, you can always go back to my previous recommendations and read some of the ones you haven’t yet.
thiscreeper asked: Hey, I was hoping you could help me out. I read this fanfic a little while ago and it was really good but I can't find it again to finish it. It's about harry and draco a few years out of hogwarts, they're married and have kids and go back in time to save the world. When they go back they meet their past selves. If you have any idea what I'm talking about plz help! :D Thanks
Anonymous asked: have you ever written your own fics?
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It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I... →
(NC-17) A heated game of Quidditch reaches boiling point in the changing rooms.
Warnings: Sexual Content Genres: One Shot, PWP
November 2011
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What The Frog Saw →
(NC-17)Harry had an interesting summer and it appears he’s going to have an even more interesting autumn. Originally written for the 2009 HD_Smoochfest.
Warnings: Sexual Content, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism Genres: Fluff, Humour, PWP, Romance, Smut
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HATING HARRY POTTER; or, When Being a Voyeur... →
(NC-17) Pansy Parkinson-Nott wanted to hate Harry Potter
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism Genres: Drama, One Shot, Romance, Smut
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Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut →
(NC-17) Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit language.
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Content, Voyeurism/Exhibitionism Genres: Humour, One Shot, PWP, Smut
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A Blog Worth Following →
Genre(s): Romance/Humor
Rating: Rated: M
Summary: The Internet is introduced to Hogwarts and Harry discovers Tumblr. A certain Slytherin stumbles across Harry’s blog and discovers that the
Boy-Who-Lived isn’t who Draco thought he was.
Anonymous asked: When are you gonna post more fanfics?
Anonymous asked: reading 'in pieces'.. ANGST ANGST ANGST.
October 2011
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In Pieces →
Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and major character death. *grin*Rated: M English, Romance/AngstChapters: 22 / Words: 91,868Complete (OCC: this is such a good story. You have to put up with all the angst but its such a happy ending)
brief encounter
hi, i’ve never written drarry before so i thought i’d ask whoever’s running this blog if it’s any good. obviously you probably don’t want to put it up but i’m just curious if you think i should finish it. a dark-haired boy trips down the tunnel. “careful, you common whore” someone waiting accuses harry’s eyes narrow but draco’s lips...
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation →
drarryfics:
Summary: Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight.
Anonymous asked: who needs porn when you've got these fics
